hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin




death-by-lulz:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)




madeupmonkeyshit:

Letting Jesus take the wheel

humorous-blog:

cnnbreaking:

bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin

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humorous-blog:

chickensandwich:

ha ha fucked him up real good

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literallysame:

when u mom com home and make hte spagheti

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”

..you just gotta listen

(via and-feel-it-now)

(Source: meri-juana)




lameprlncess:

I’ve never understood those “my child is an honour student” bumper stickers. why would you want everyone to know your kid is a huge NERD